I'd rather see a billion beakers
than all the conversations about cats, dreams, 'oh my problems are so awful' on off topic
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:37, archived)

Off topic is shit. This is well established.
You could try growing a set of balls.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:38, archived)

but ti had so much potential
I ahve a pair of balls, but they are small and mostly for show. Thanks for your input
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:40, archived)

I've got an awful problem
I had a dream about you being fisted by a cat.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:39, archived)

I like this

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:39, archived)

I wish you were dead

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:41, archived)

I'm livening /talk up a bit today
I suddenly feel like I belong
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:43, archived)

calm down
cwootfo wishes death on people every day
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:47, archived)

I consider myself privileged to be held in the same esteem
as the sikriks, the sexfaces and the bous of /talk
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:48, archived)