(, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 0:03, archived)
(, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 0:10, archived)
*Unless they have large satisfying penises that want to enter me
(, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 0:18, archived)
Remember my friend Chris is coming and he won't want to fuck you. Being a massive gay and that.
(, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 0:23, archived)
You're quite likely to at least snog me (when your mum's gone to bed like).
(, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 0:27, archived)