
But don't tell these cunts or they may start eating real food instead of deep fried chicken-pap and sugar-coated chips.
( , Sun 12 Sep 2010, 20:16, archived)

i'm not familiar with this concept, what conditions does something have to meet to be considered a real food?
( , Sun 12 Sep 2010, 20:18, archived)

You know, exotic things like basil.
( , Sun 12 Sep 2010, 20:21, archived)

with a special basil making machine
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( , Sun 12 Sep 2010, 20:25, archived)

and mix in some battery eggs filled with growth hormones. It's so much healthier if you mix it all yourself in a completely unsanitary environment like a home kitchen, don't you know.
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( , Sun 12 Sep 2010, 20:19, archived)

Like you wouldn't turn down a turkey drumbstick sandwich as long as nobody important looking. Do you feel dirty when you cook something that's coated in breadcrumbs in the freezer isle? Do you turn to your wife with a gleefull look on your eye and say "Wanna try something new?... I hear there is a new flavour of Goodfellas, let's have granny look after the lil'un tonight... I wanna try something that doesn't need defrosting when going in the oven".
( , Sun 12 Sep 2010, 20:25, archived)