Pretend to be a cockney chimney sweep
Put on a HEv suit and walk around with a crowbar
Build a time machine
Eat hobnobs
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:20, archived)

Pretend to be a cockney chimney sweep
Put on a HEv suit and walk around with a crowbar
Build a time machine
Eat hobnobs wank

what's an HEv suit?
( spesh., Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:23, archived)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gordon_Freeman#Characteristics
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:24, archived)

User Death Imminent

( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:31, archived)

Baldmonkey. Today's quote of the day
"I definitely think we're treated worse than paedophiles. Okay, paedophiles have to sign a register for so long, but they don't have to go through what we have to go through.

"They don't have to go down the police station at eight o'clock at night after working a 12 hour shift to go sign their football banning card."

Baldmonkey.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:26, archived)

Fucking hell.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:29, archived)