When I had hair someone left a bottle of their "three minute miracle" or something like that in my shower.
It gave me an afro. A ginger afro. The worst kind of afro.
( Zuowan, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 10:06, archived)

worst BEST
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 10:08, archived)

You know I'm resolutely pro-ginger,
but afros are probably not our strong point.
( Zuowan, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 10:15, archived)

It was probably meant to be saffron coloured. And you can't spell saffron without affro.

Would work better without that second f. Also for the utter tenuousness of it.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 10:09, archived)