I got asked out by a nurse once in a walk-in centre, while I had my trousers down.
I was confused.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 23:25, archived)

Not at all an awkward conversation then

(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 23:26, archived)

Yeah, her timing was pretty atrocious.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 23:27, archived)

Still, it's nice to be asked out

(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 23:29, archived)

By the sounds of things
so was he.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 23:26, archived)

Oh, burn.
:(
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 23:27, archived)

What?
There are MALE nurses as well you know. Sexist
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 23:35, archived)

Wait, are you saying that that Amorous Badger chick's not a girl?
Man, that's the last time I pander her.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 15 Nov 2010, 23:38, archived)

I dunno!
She is deffo not a penguin I know that much.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 23:43, archived)

*polite applause*

( CowJam, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 23:29, archived)

That's highly unprofessional of her

( CowJam, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 23:30, archived)

Also confusing.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 23:34, archived)

Did you go out with her?

( CowJam, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 23:37, archived)

I did not.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 23:38, archived)

Ah well.
A female GP touched my winky once. She had a student with her, so they swapped position and the student touched my winky too. I'd gone in with a bad knee.
( CowJam, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 23:40, archived)

Okay, your story wins.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 23:41, archived)

was it just hanging in the way of your ganglion?
or could they both simply not resist the massive gravitational pull of your groin
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 23:45, archived)

While the student lass played with my knee
the GP stood by my side and inadvertently rested a hand on my cock. Then they swapped places. Took my mind of my torn cartilage quite nicely though. Didn't quite make up for being rested up for a fortnight and having to quit bar work.
( CowJam, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 23:56, archived)

that would have been too confusing for other poeple

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 23:38, archived)

SEXIST!

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Mon 15 Nov 2010, 23:40, archived)

I assumed aardvark was straight
because statistically he is.
( CowJam, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 23:41, archived)

he has a ribbon of aaAAAaaAAAAAAAAaaAaaAAAaAAAAarRrrrrrrrRRRrRRrrRRrdvAaAaaAAaAaaAaaAaaaAAaaAaARRRRRrrrrRrrk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
where ever he goes (going nowhere near the ass of u and me thing)
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Mon 15 Nov 2010, 23:45, archived)

I almost, but not quite, understand what you're saying.
I like it though, because it has the letter A repeatedly.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 23:53, archived)

had you wandered into the
female only section?
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Mon 15 Nov 2010, 23:30, archived)

alright
aaAAAaaA_AAAAAAAa^aAaaAAAa_AAAAarRrrrrrrrR_RRrRRrrRRrdv^AaAaaAAaAaaAaa^AaaaAAaaAaARRRRRrrrrRrrk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!^!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 15 Nov 2010, 23:32, archived)

:D
Alright JackAction, you sexy thing.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 23:35, archived)