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I've just sent an email to someone called Viktoriya
for fuck's sake
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 10:55, archived)
DON'T TELL BINKY.
TWAT-CHAV-NAMES MAKE HER RAPEY.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 10:56, archived)
BRING IT ON

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 10:57, archived)

bring on the rape
i'd like to tape
the binky rape
of anthropomorphised apes
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 10:59, archived)
My missus has a job that means she has to deal face to face with spastics like this
And your name please? Amy Smith. Thanks. Oh sorry, A.I.Y.M.I.E.É.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 10:58, archived)
I get a lot of retards emailing me in the night
as it's US time then. The sensible emails come in the day.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 11:02, archived)
She does reception at a doctor's surgery sometimes
Some of these cunts don't even know how to spell their own names, seriously. And then there's the Polish dudes who come to register and say they're called Michael but you spell it Bwlydphyx.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 11:05, archived)
That just begs to be said in a chavvy accent
A FUCKIN' TOLD YOU OW TO SPELL IT. VIK. TOR. EE. YAH.
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 10:59, archived)
Moooooooooooooooooo

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 11:02, archived)
Spooongolooooon
I'm doing afternoons this week because I'm still mental. Mmm. Valium.
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 11:02, archived)
Niiiiice
ignore those fuckers at work - hopefully you'll get moved somewhere where people actually talk to each other.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 11:03, archived)
I bloody hope so. I'd wipe old people's arses instead of the job I have now.

(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 11:05, archived)
see if bogus official is hiring

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 11:07, archived)
:(

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 11:24, archived)
Patryk
*head in hands*
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 11:19, archived)
oh what

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 11:21, archived)
Hmmmm
that's a Polish way of spelling Patrick. Patrick's an English way of spelling Patricius. Stupid English people changing spellings, eh.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 12:14, archived)
chances are she is foreign or her parents are dull. don't blame her.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 11:21, archived)
Dull probably
she couldn't spell either
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 11:28, archived)
Ms Binky!
Do you have any more music?
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 11:28, archived)
MORE music what is this? i would never share music dontchaknow.
what music?
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 11:29, archived)
*shrugs* Didn't think that far really.
Just....more o.O


edit: Ooh, more Mr Scruff if possible
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 11:31, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfR8LA8c41Y
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 11:42, archived)
That's actually what got me onto Mr Scruff :D

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 11:49, archived)
i dont have any more mr scruff. if you like it i suggest forking out, keep him in a job :P

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 11:48, archived)
ask for some for christmas form yopur beloved family and frisbuddies

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 11:48, archived)
Okay :(
Alternative Binkymusicsuggestions welcome too
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 11:51, archived)
His recorded stuff is a bit so-so, I reckon.
But I saw him live last month, possibly the best gig I've been to this year. If he's playing near you, go.
(MooCow_Byter, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 12:41, archived)
Plus you can get a lovely cup of tea at his shows.

(MooCow_Byter, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 12:45, archived)
this, so hard.
the best night i have ever had out in barnstaple when he came here. i broke my mr scruff mug last week, sad times :(
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 14:00, archived)
What is she, a Russian chav or something?

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 11:43, archived)
Internet seems to think it's an acceptable Russian name
so yeah, that.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 12:08, archived)