Doesn't work.

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:20, archived)

That's rubbish :(

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:25, archived)

It's alright Mrs Blue I'll give you the rundown
Man goes to christening
Man gets told to wear smart clothes by dad
Man doesn't wear smart clothes to christening
WORST DAD EVER I HATE HIM HE ALSO MADE ME TIDY MY ROOM
( Theoban What of it, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:25, archived)

i don't understand how he's allergic to black trousers.
is it the blackness, or the trouserness?
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:28, archived)

I think he's allergic to looking smart instead of an internet shut-in

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:30, archived)

this would make sense.
i mean, if i go to a christening i don't expect to go in my usual clothes - and if i was a godparent (which i wouldn't be, but that's beside the point) i might even put a dress on.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:32, archived)

I have a christening to go to next week.
I might wear my Bride of Frankenstein outfit.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:42, archived)

DO IT.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:59, archived)

I think he's allergic to the colour black
He's clearly a racist
( Theoban What of it, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:32, archived)

this, there must surely be some smarter clothes he could wear.
however, i can easily believe that his dad treated him less than fairly.
( sleepybinky, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:36, archived)

in other news, amg i got the reins of the green proto-drake today ^_^
gonna grind cenarion rep and the new pets tonight HEHEHE OH YEAH
( sleepybinky, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:50, archived)

oh and frenzyhearts too.
frenzyhearts, knights of the ebon blade, cenarion, netherwing, and pet pet pet collection :D

and respec my fucking talent trees AGAIN :(
( sleepybinky, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:59, archived)

What a fucking prick.
Him, I meant, not you lovely Theo with your lovely hair.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:29, archived)

Awww bless you
(he's probably not that bad really but he's getting very, very upset)
( Theoban What of it, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:33, archived)

how lovely IS theo's hair?

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:33, archived)

It's lovely and sproingy

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:41, archived)

I think I need a haircut, I just saw a picture of me at a team building event a couple of weeks ago and I look like a right tramp

( Theoban What of it, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:49, archived)

i got told i remind my coworker of dylan moran today, thanks to my hair :/
the word "dishevelled" came up.
( sleepybinky, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:51, archived)

They may have used the word 'artfully' before, that makes it a good thing

( Theoban What of it, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:52, archived)

i am a natural scruffbag and i will never be elegant or stylish :(

( sleepybinky, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:55, archived)

I look like a fat tramp
Sometimes I don't even manage the dizzying heights of looking like a tramp :(
( Theoban What of it, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:00, archived)

Aw but Dylan Moran is nice
in an alcoholic, shambolic insanity kind of way
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:10, archived)

I don't think it's fair to judge until we've heard the story from his parent's point of view too....
... it might turn out that they're also pricks.

Someone should gaz him asking for his father's phone number so we can get both sides of the situation.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:44, archived)

this is a sound plan, gonz.
kindly expedite.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:58, archived)