Last time I had an op was in the nhs hospital.
my canular fell out at 2am and it took seventeen attempts to get a new one in.

seventeen.

/canula top trumps
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 4:14, archived)

If we're playing
Christmas Eve, junior doctor attempting to put in another canula but finding no veins. Eventually threw it down and stormed out of the room saying he refused to do this. Came back and asked me did I want it in the scalp or the breastbone.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 4:17, archived)

I hope you said "In the arm, like you're supposed to, you whinging little berk".

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 4:18, archived)

Couldn't speak
so he went for the feet, and then the direct chest one
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 4:20, archived)

fucking hell. what a choice.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 4:21, archived)

Just what everyone likes to hear
He was very upset though.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 4:22, archived)

he should man up
and just go for the scalp.. that's what i do when i unload

/brings the tone down
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Fri 7 Jan 2011, 4:39, archived)

Just to play along.
Had lots of operations within my first year of life (no cool scars though) and also racked up a considerable number of hospital hours by the age of 4.

Haven't been up at the hospital too often since, though when I have, it was mostly for busted fingers.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 4:28, archived)

I'm afraid you just can't play at our level
you bastard
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 4:29, archived)

Slammed my pinkie finger in a big heavy house door when I was 9 or 10 and ripped the fingernail off.
Right at the start of the summer, meaning I couldn't go swimming on our yearly holiday.

Fast forward a year and I bust my index finger by knocking a rock onto it and splitting it, meaning I couldn't go swimming yet again. :-(
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 4:43, archived)

Either they were sampling some of the pharmacy or they were retards.
Of course it could be option 3, which is shit veins, in which case you'd be an awful junkie.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 4:17, archived)

did you ask if they'd tried it on anything
other than an orange?
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Fri 7 Jan 2011, 4:30, archived)