No, nononononono, NO.
NO SPEEDTEST THREADS, NO, NO WAY.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 19:56, archived)

You will murder this board if we do a speedtest thread.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 19:56, archived)

I didn't start a thread and I didn't suggest anyone else had a go

( CowJam, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 19:58, archived)

Anyway,
it's unlikely anyone will bother as the chances of being faster than me is slim.
( CowJam, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 20:00, archived)

I could run it on one of our windows servers at work
last time it was 75mb down, 10mb up
( magnum, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 20:02, archived)

We got 3 1Gb lines on our servers, but I couldn't do the test 'cus I'm not a server boffin.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 20:03, archived)

You'd probably get a shit result
as the speedtest servers are unliekly to be able to cope with that speed
( CowJam, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 20:05, archived)

I said slim not none
Anyway, work doesn't count.
( CowJam, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 20:04, archived)

I was doing the digital equivalent of slapping the board's face with my massive penis

( CowJam, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 20:01, archived)

But in real life I've got a tiny penis.

( CowJam, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 20:01, archived)

Vulga is always doing speedtests on his facebook, he doesn't even let me reply to anything on his wall any more so I donno why I can't keep him, he won't let me troll....
... since I confused one of his friends as a pre-op and another as a brass (who, I sware all I hold dear, I didn't know was a porn star).
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 20:05, archived)

I was also kindda hoping everyone would then go ahead and do a speedtest and then I would have gotten a few people to click on them so we get a 100% speedtest PopPage.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 20:06, archived)

I pay €64 a month for this
www.speedtest.net/result/1129000046.png

it's nice to know I am not being ripped off.
( broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 20:07, archived)

I pay £45 a month for mine.
Comes with telly and a phoneline.
( CowJam, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 20:10, archived)

YEAH RUB IT IN WHY DONT YOU
I pay £22 in the UK, which also comes with telly and phoneline, though I can only download grot at 1/5 the speed you can.
( broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 20:14, archived)

does that mean your wanks last five times as long?

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 20:25, archived)

I WISH

( broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 20:38, archived)

€50 quid a month for this
www.speedtest.net/result/1129020315.png

Fuck Eircom.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 20:21, archived)

Cor, that is quite rubbish

( broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 20:37, archived)

Also, the server tested is only about 4 mile from my current position.
REALLY RUBBISH.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 20:40, archived)

Have you left utorrent downloading Anal Cumsluts 14 in the background?
That'll affect the results you know
( broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 20:42, archived)

This ^
When I'm downloading it dips all the way to the mid 30s.
( CowJam, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 20:51, archived)