No it's rainingWhy not tell us about that time CHB took Piston to the strip club he works at?
(, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 11:59, archived)
I heard Piston got bumraped by a lady(
wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 12:01,
archived)
I've never been to a strip clubis it a bit like a knocking shop, but without the "getting laid" bit?
(
wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 12:11,
archived)
They're really shitHorrible dingy places with expensive booze where you look at tits, you get riled up and then you have to go off to your shitty mold covered apartment and wank there, crying into the cup of tea your mum left for you on the side
(
Theoban What of it, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 12:12,
archived)
Or if you're Piston a so called mate mugs you and you get targeted by the mucky lasses doing the live show(, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 12:14, archived)
He lives the life we ordinary folk can only dream of(
Theoban What of it, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 12:18,
archived)
Hahaha, what's this about?(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 12:22,
archived)
Have a read of my latest QOTW post.You can find my side of the story there.
(
jim_bob can herd cats., Sat 5 Feb 2011, 12:25,
archived)
Permit me to copy and paste"The target arrived on time and was escorted in and given the 'hot' seat. There were 12 stunning young girls mingling with the guests before the show began. I went on, did a few gags and introduced on Kelly, a girl with a set of norks that wouldn't have looked out of place on a cow. The girl began to do her bit before leaving the stage in persuit of a victim.
As luck would have it, she chose the target, some foam and squirty cream were employed and his head stuffed between the enormous baps. Then out came the clunge and was projected into the face of the target.
At this point he was rather shocked at
the close contact but then things really happened. With the gentle help of my mate Ash, a professional pikey wrestler doing security, the target was escorted to the stage and an awaiting chair. The girl, who quite frankly could frighten a police horse, then removed the target's shirt and began doing all manner of filthy things with more squirty cream and at one point he was forced to lick it off of her arse crack.
Things became rather uncomfortable for the target.
He was then bent over the chair and had his arse thrashed with a leather strap. You could easily see the pain in his eyes and some protesting took place. The girl, now completely naked sat on the target and employed a large bush buzzer on herself.
It was a red one which perfectly matched the target's face. If this wasn't enough, after he was allowed to get dressed and return to his seat, a second girl began her 'set' and made a beeline for the target and things then started to get dirty. Well dirty.
Some poor sod was dragged onto the floor
made to lay on his back and the bush buzzer which had been up the girls arse a few times was forced into his gob and the girl proceeded to whump herself on said device with her blurter often coming into contact with his nose. Then it started to get rude. BOTH girls then began a lezzer set
and guess who they picked on? I have to confess, my mate and I were standing backstage in uncontrollable fits of laughter to the point of pain. In conclusion, the opperation was a 100% success and the target was, for once, rendered silent. " etc etc
(, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 12:26, archived)
At first I was like :OAnd then I was :(((
(
jim_bob can herd cats., Sat 5 Feb 2011, 12:31,
archived)
That sounds hilariously illegal.I approve.
(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 12:32,
archived)
I wasn't sure whether to feel sorry for the second guyOr have a sympathy drink with him.
(
jim_bob can herd cats., Sat 5 Feb 2011, 12:33,
archived)
THE TARGET.(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 13:08,
archived)
That show really when downhill when Target died.(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 13:14,
archived)
That is horrific on so many levels.Those poor women being made to do such crude acts to strangers. I suspect over the years their self esteem and self respect have sunk lower and lower to the point where they resign themselves to doing such things as if it's normal. Calling them such horrible simalies is vile, they're someones family and friends.
It makes me despair that someone can treat someone else like that. It truly is sickening.
(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 13:22,
archived)
I'll bet you'd have given your hairy left bollock to be the one in the chair.(
jim_bob can herd cats., Sat 5 Feb 2011, 13:23,
archived)
No thanks, I'm not really into real life sexual abuse.I'd rather go without than go with someone who has been abused over the years, in some shape or another, to the point where they would do that.
Call me crazy, but I don't like to think anyone I've been with has/will have any negative thoughts directly because of what I've done, let alone them potentally being clinically depressed or worst because of my actions.
(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 13:31,
archived)
Yeah?Shit, sorry everybody, but I think we're going to have to send back that Albanian mail-order bride we'd all chipped in for as Gonzy's birthday present.
:(
(
stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 5 Feb 2011, 14:01,
archived)
these girls don't have feelings gonz!also it is EMPOWERING for them. yeh.
(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 13:36,
archived)
I prefer actual prostitutes(
wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 13:48,
archived)
Yeah.Hardly anybody notices when they go missing and haven't turned up for work.
(
stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 5 Feb 2011, 13:57,
archived)
What?Did he fall asleep in someone again?
(
stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 5 Feb 2011, 12:25,
archived)