Even BETTER!
Ahahahahah.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 20:45, archived)

I think there was a hen night or something
The concierge was awesomely disdainful to everyone anyway
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 20:48, archived)

They do that at all Jury's.
I suspect that's the first thing taught on the job.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 20:52, archived)

A friend of mine stayed at Jury's Inn in Cork with her boyfriend. When she went to breakfast the next mornin the concierge said
"Oh, your type normally doesn't stay all niht."
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 20:57, archived)

We asked for a taxi to the airport and we asked how much it would be
He said about thirty. Top notch, a lot easier than a bus with a hangover. Lying cunt, it was forty five. I bet the driver split it with him.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 20:57, archived)

Here we go, the view
Broad and majestic indeed
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 21:02, archived)

Hahaha fucking hell.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 21:05, archived)

It is a beautiful city

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 21:06, archived)

To be sure.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 21:07, archived)

While certainly not as advertised, it's not the worst I saw.
I stayed in this swanky castle-type hotel in sligo years ago.

Lovely grounds, nice architecture, room window view was of the back end of a cooling unit.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 21:05, archived)

I've got one from Salford Travelodge somewhere

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 21:07, archived)