Rippage is nasty
And the doctors gives you something that helps stop ya poop
( Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 15:53, archived)

Ragged flaps
placenta for dinner and shit soaked nighties.

CHildbirth is teh most beautifullest thing that can ever happen to someone else.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 15:54, archived)

nighties?
I was naked when I was labouring (unsuccessfully) cos they wouldn't let me wear my own big t-shirt, and handed me a size 8 flappy open-at-the-back gown thing
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 15:56, archived)

Oh yeah!
Those are very sexeh!
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 16:02, archived)

You fuck doctors
Up the bum
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 16:04, archived)

doctors terminal patients
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 16:12, archived)

yes
and it was about ten sizes too small
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 16:08, archived)

would
that be a cork?
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 15:55, archived)