Suddenly Spangolin turned to face the wardrobe.Baldmonkey thought for a moment that spangolin was looking straight at him and involuntarily he spat his filth early, straight through the crack between the doors. Some backwash necessarily landed on Gonzo's nose (it filling most of the internal cavity of the wardrobe) and a snowball effect began with Gonzo jizzing, whilst quaking like a burning spastic locked in a car on a hot day.
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WormuIus, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:22,
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Seeing the tiny jet of ejaculate emerge like cuckoo spit from her wardrobe gave the game away to keen-minded Spangolin who leapt up and threw open the wardrobe.Inside was a grotesque caricature of the shit one from Bottom and Super Mario's Jewish cousin, both covered in overripe cottage cheese.
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WormuIus, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:27,
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*Officelol bearing the taint of never being able to explain what I am laughing at to puzzled coworkers,*(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:28,
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I'm going to stop thereI'm not going to top 'degloved bagel'
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WormuIus, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:30,
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can you go back and change that with to a like theni presume that's what you meant
only it's ruining the whole experience for me
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:34,
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Baldmonkey watched as cr3 and Spangolin entered the bedroom and climbed onto the transformer's themed bedclothes with two borrowers mounting a shoebox.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:38,
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the ironic thing is, you seplt cousin wrongmaking it even better
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likeajackhammer, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:52,
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The truly ironic thing is that you spelt'spelt' wrong in your post.
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WormuIus, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:43,
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"Super Mario's Jewish Cousin" made it for me.(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:02,
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