He has one of those hasidic jew hats on top of his bell end

( Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:45, archived)

He also catches and collects all his spunk in a jar.
He's not just going to give this stuff out for free you know.
He calls it "The Jar Of David".
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:48, archived)

haha

( WormuIus, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:51, archived)

And he bobs it up and down against a wall.
Yes.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:48, archived)

On a good day I can make it sing and dance "If I was a rich man, ba da dadadad da da".

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:55, archived)

If I were a big dong dad adadada adadadadadad
All day long I'd wriggle in a bum etc.
( WormuIus, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:57, archived)

Fiddling on the roof again?
You'll catch your death of cold up there Gonzy.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:58, archived)