Balls I have run out of electricity
and can't be arsed running to the shop
( Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:16, archived)

I've heard "the shop" has a special offer on
two electricities for the price of one
(likeajackhammer, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:18, archived)

I can't carry that much

( Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:30, archived)