Hello internet.
In my never ending quest to become more feminine, I bought a lovely cardigan and a lovely dress the other week.

What is your never ending quest?
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:44, archived)

To be less magnificent
It's a long, troubling road. Hello.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:46, archived)

Alright Gramps.
How're your old bones?
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:47, archived)

Achy due to excessive use, but I saw some excellent lady bottoms in the pool this morning, so it's all good.
I may have mentioned I like lady bottoms.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:49, archived)

I like how fat people on /board don't like being mocked.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:50, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/10397734
(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:52, archived)

Oh look, it's prodigy69 being massively shit.
There's something you don't see every day.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:54, archived)

There's a group of them... exactly like that...
all taking part in the daisy-chain that is /board... happily laughing at jokes about noncing, abortion, rape, defiling corpses... etc

but as soon as someone upsets THEIR sensibilities... they go fucking nuts!
(likeajackhammer, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:16, archived)

THIS JOKE ABOUT HITTING PEOPLE WITH DEAD BABIES IS FUNNY, WOO YAY HOUPLA PANOWIE
...



HANG ON, DID YOU JUST SAY SOMEONE ABOUT THE GAYS?!!!!!
(likeajackhammer, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:19, archived)

I've not been on board in fucking ages.
It's a bit disturbing how creepy they've all become.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:21, archived)

I like that over the years he's just got angrier and angrier. Awesome.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:55, archived)

And quite frankly, HappyToast's entry is fucking brilliant.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:57, archived)

Oh, shit yeah.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:01, archived)

Board are being a bunch of creepy internet shut-in virgins now.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:15, archived)

It's not that it's you I'm aiming this at
but the juxtaposition of ^this^ with an in-depth conversation about Pokemon below makes me do a 'hmm'...
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:27, archived)

Holy shit, what a shut in I am
I manage to do it and have two jobs and, get this, go outside.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:29, archived)

Still no
Would you like to play again?
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:34, archived)

what?
make some sense.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:36, archived)

And break the posting habit of a lifetime?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:37, archived)

Too much red bull, goes to his little head

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:39, archived)

He'll probably delete a load of this soon.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:41, archived)

Don't worry Weaboos
I'm most definitely the outsider in this subthread.
Strength in numbers and all that, eh
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:41, archived)

Whoa whoa whoa, are you sure you should be using weeaboo as an insult, seeing as you're bred from a pair of them?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:43, archived)

That's perfectly spot on there BraynDedd
Being white, born of british citizens completely counts for nothing when born in a British Colo-oh, OOOH I see what you've done there.
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:51, archived)

Tick.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:52, archived)

Tick.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:44, archived)

weeaboo?
from a guy who wants so badly to be a real life American?
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:50, archived)

And spent the first 5 years of his life in Hong Kong or something.
Weeaboo parents right there.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:51, archived)

I like PBF too man
We should be friends
( Theoban What of it, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:08, archived)

Did somebody say Weaboos?

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:12, archived)

WEE A BOO, WEE A BOO

( Theoban What of it, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:13, archived)

Yes.
It's definitely EVERYONE ELSE that's shit and wrong.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:31, archived)

All this does is prove that you've not looked at board and want to try and make yourself look hard on the internet,
you prick. Anyway, don't you have tea to make?
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:29, archived)

Get filing boy

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:30, archived)

BraynDedd tried 'edgy' and 'tea gag'
...
It had no effect!
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:33, archived)

That's nice.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:38, archived)

BraynDedd tried 'Jobseekers'
Jobseekers countered with 'LOLno'

It had Super effect!
BraynDedd passed out!
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:43, archived)

This is pretty embarrassing for you, you should stop.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:44, archived)

Tock.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:45, archived)

Hello little Frisbee pet
I suggest you turn off the internet and go out for lunch. Pixels shouldn't upset you.
( jenpots, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:52, archived)

Hello!
I'm actually alright, I'm not wound up at all today. I had [activity] last night and got it completely out of my system.
I feel GREAT!
How are you?
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:54, archived)

I've had no training this week and none to come either
The 'committee' have decided to spend all week decorating a church hall that can only be 20 by 20 foot. Fucking idiots. I should be allowed to stab them with my sai.
( jenpots, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:58, archived)

Sai-stabbing won't work :(
Are there no other places to train?
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:14, archived)

It's not that it's you I'm aiming this at
but the juxtaposition of ^this^ with an in-depth conversation about Ultimate Frisbee makes me do a 'hmm'...
( Theoban What of it, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:32, archived)

ITT
Theoban lea r ns what Juxtaposition means
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:45, archived)

time for your meds

(likeajackhammer, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:47, archived)

Why don't you go have a spaz fit on /calendar

(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:48, archived)

Oh man what?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:49, archived)

Yeah, what?

( Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:55, archived)

tock

(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:13, archived)

Hah, I'm getting schooled on words by Frisbee boy
Nice
( Theoban What of it, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:00, archived)

Notice how he has misspelled 'learns' and is yet to correct it.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:01, archived)

Great edit there
Good Job nobody saw it, yeah?
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:05, archived)

At least I didn't need mine pointing out to me, you illiterate fuck.
I genuinely feel sorry for the people who use your company for any sort of legal services.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:10, archived)

Don't cry now
Edited: because it was actually a shitty comment.
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:13, archived)

Fucking hell.
Top backpedalling, here.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:15, archived)

You're not very good at this.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:16, archived)

tick

(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:16, archived)

FRISBEE FOR MOD
He'll juxtapose the fuck out of the board, as it's meant to be
( Theoban What of it, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:17, archived)

*facepalm*
*checks watch*
Fucking hell, you're making me miss lunch!
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:18, archived)

Woah woah I'm only joking man
Don't you get all juxtaposey with me
( Theoban What of it, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:21, archived)

I'll juxtapose my [bodypart] with your [bodypart]
If you're not careful
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:24, archived)

I don't swing that way Frisbissle
Don't put your junk next to mine, it ain't on
( Theoban What of it, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:24, archived)

(1) if you are as stressed as you seem, you shouldn't be here.
(2) if you aren't stressed and you are just trolling, you are actually quite nasty in an inefficient sort of way. I don't like it.
( sleepybinky, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:18, archived)

I think I might ask cr3 to ban him for this.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:20, archived)

i am not sure why he's obsessed about your skin colour.

( sleepybinky, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:21, archived)

Because a) he's a racist and
b) it's really all he has to use against me, and it's not even true.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:22, archived)

parenting + skin tone + the unfortunate unemployed position which you share with so many at the moment?
i just don't know, i really don't
( sleepybinky, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:22, archived)

From what I have been told he is like this with real life friends on that facebook as well.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:25, archived)

MALADJUSTED.

( sleepybinky, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:25, archived)

You have been badly misinformed

( Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:26, archived)

then why are you like it here?

( sleepybinky, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:27, archived)

I don't think that I have.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:28, archived)

Oh frizzer face
That wasn't very nice now was it?
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:20, archived)

It's like poetry in motion.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:05, archived)

noe cuz eye dunt unnerstan

( Theoban What of it, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:07, archived)

I'M NOT A SHUT-IN :'(

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:27, archived)

Hey, I'm locked-in. There IS a difference.

( Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:30, archived)

I say
Touchy fuckers, those fat cunts.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:55, archived)

We sure are
*mashes keyboard with cakey fingers*
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:09, archived)

*pokes you*
*surfs wave*
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:13, archived)

As a Dude of Gravity let me put down my sandwich for a moment to say
Fat people deserve to be made fun of, it's the only way we'll learn
( Theoban What of it, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:09, archived)

poor bugger... fat, short, and Scottish
the whole world's against him
(likeajackhammer, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:14, archived)

I've just replied.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:25, archived)

Do you need a sit down now?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:31, archived)

like she got up.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:31, archived)

I'm a bit tired. Might have a nap and a pie.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:34, archived)

That's right. Soon you'll be free, soon.

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:37, archived)

To catch 'em all.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:52, archived)

Am I right in saying that the newest game doesn't support the first generation pokemans?
Because that would be well shit.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:55, archived)

Not as far as I know. Some of the wi-fi events in Japan at the moment are for the original starters and Ash's Pikachu.
They don't roam the wild in the game, but I'm sure they can be traded over to it via LeafGreen/FireRed and Diamond/Pearl.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:58, archived)

Or straight from HeartGold and SoulSilver, which would probably be much easier.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:58, archived)

Too many pokemon games now.
I remember when it was just red and blue, then they brought out yellow and there was a shitstorm.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:01, archived)

I never did get that surfing Pikachu :(

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:02, archived)

I did.
Fucking awesome, it was.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:03, archived)

can't you just get a cat?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:05, archived)

I had a meowth, will that do?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:06, archived)

That's right.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:10, archived)

Also, I've got a first edition first generation holographic charizard card.
Yeah.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:12, archived)

can't you just get a dragon?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:13, archived)

I have Blue on my phone, it's great

( Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:18, archived)

I wish you could still make your favourite pokemon follow you round
like pikachu could in yellow :)
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:31, archived)

You can do it in HeartGold and SoulSilver.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:34, archived)

Rilly?
I had SoulSilver.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:40, archived)

You get them,
but you have to complete the game first
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:08, archived)

It has them in, but only after you've defeated the Elite Four and completed the game once
They then populate the game.

You can also use the dream world to catch things like the original start pokemon
( Theoban What of it, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:13, archived)

Otherwise known as 'what Eddache said'

( Theoban What of it, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:13, archived)

I just beat the Elite 4
and N. I had to close my DS and get off the train though so I dunno what happens in the inevitably long cutscene afterwards.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:14, archived)

You're waaay ahead of me
I've only just got to the Flying gym
( Theoban What of it, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:15, archived)

Nothing exciting. You have to beat his mentor after you've beaten N. One of the Sages, I forget his name.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:20, archived)

I quite like my big shiny white firemon

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:26, archived)

I'd only bothered training one Pokemon up for the Elite Four and it was my starter. I kicked all sorts of arse.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:30, archived)

you did the whole game with one pokemon?

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:31, archived)

I have done that before.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:33, archived)

Basically. I had one of those grass monkey pokemon to make up for the fire weakness to water. He was at about level 30. My starter was at 60.
The rest of my team were fodder.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:36, archived)

huh
I like having lots of them.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:41, archived)

Yeah, I start off every game with the plan of raising a whole team equally and then I get bored around the fourth or fifth gym and just plow through.
Luckily there's loads of strong trainers after the main storyline ends you can use to level up. The Elite Four's average level goes up to about 75, and all the trainers in the new areas you unlock are at about 65.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:44, archived)

You can catch a Mew in the game but you have to beat the Elite Four six times in a row without saving and then talk to a guy on the bottom floor on Victory Road.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:18, archived)

this is making me REALLY want a DS now.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:30, archived)

DS Lites are like £50 on eBay, well cheap.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:32, archived)

I'll have a gander.
Will need to upgrade from Crystal on a yellow Pikachu gameboy colour at some point.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:35, archived)

Robot monkey butlers.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:52, archived)

to figure out why some concepts bother me and by figuring out these worries, end them.

( sleepybinky, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:53, archived)

so many fears, so little time.

( sleepybinky, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:53, archived)

so anyway i was reading how sprogging can destroy your sex life, sense of desire and body.
how the hell does any couple stay together through this? everywhere i read says you are an emotional wreck with no sleep plenty of pain and oh holy god.
( sleepybinky, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:58, archived)

Oh well it's a good job that all couples
who have kids break up then isn't it?

I guess some people can cope better than others.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:11, archived)

as long as you have a good enough cellar

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:13, archived)

well that obviously isn't the case, i'm saying how do people cope is all

( sleepybinky, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:13, archived)

I imagine it gets better after the first few years
when they go to sleep and that
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:13, archived)

but as someone who is disinterested in kids I am not the best ot ask

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:13, archived)

Really? What utter bollocks.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:26, archived)

it's great that mothers are so effing smug and superior :P

( sleepybinky, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:28, archived)

to find out where they keep all the water

( Lightguy hail satan, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:57, archived)

putting things right that once went wrong, and hoping each time that my next leap will be the leap home

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:59, archived)

To acquire money, bitches and bling.
It's truly neverending.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:06, archived)

To be able to one day say ''Yes. I have enough hats and boardshorts''.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:06, archived)

PLEASE BUY SOME SHIRTS.

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:09, archived)

No shirts for me, I'm a string vest man.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:33, archived)

That day is never going to come is it?

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:12, archived)

No.
It's an obsession. Like women have with shoes but worse.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:21, archived)

Balls I have run out of electricity
and can't be arsed running to the shop
( Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:16, archived)

I've heard "the shop" has a special offer on
two electricities for the price of one
(likeajackhammer, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:18, archived)

I can't carry that much

( Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:30, archived)

To be a sensible and healthy size and shape.
This will be hampered by BOOZE and FOOD this weekend.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:18, archived)

To be more motivated
and stop being distrac...Oooo shiny thing *wonders off*
( Xkimo was at work on, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:21, archived)

To become less shit at the internet :( :(

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:26, archived)

If only others shared this sentiment

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:30, archived)

I dunno, I think everyone's agreed that I'm pretty shit.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:35, archived)

That's not stopped anyone before
Just look at it as attention, and attention can only be a good thing. Post some child porn on board, that'll show em.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:38, archived)

No, you're supposed to link to it, I think that's the rule
I dunno, everyone keeps pointing me to the FAQ but it looks too long-winded and complicated to read
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:44, archived)

Pushing Puffins up Chris Packham's anus.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:28, archived)

To not be a massive prick.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:25, archived)