Your poached egg thing came up as the top google result for me.
The cling film idea is a work of genius.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:28, archived)

I tried it and I just got loads of egg still stuck to the clingfilm.
:(
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:29, archived)

Mine worked perfectly
nommed the fuck out of it with bacon and baked asparagus.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:32, archived)

BAKED asparagus?
You just ruined a perfectly good vegetable right there, good one.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:34, archived)

the only good asparagus
is a dead asparagus
( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:49, archived)

It's the only way I poach eggs now.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:33, archived)

my boyfriend can poach eggs to perfection with a pan of boiling water, heat source, vinegar and spoon

( sleepybinky, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:48, archived)

It's completely impossible to poach eggs in the UK, as there is no license required to hunt them.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:51, archived)