We're closing /board in 48hrs - collect your stuff and leave using the nearest available exit
b3ta.com/newsletter/issue480/
( rob, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:20, archived)

I'm not falling for that again
took me all day to unpack last week
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:21, archived)

actually the funny thing is I posted similar on /board
and they're all cheering!
b3ta.com/board/10434719
( rob, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:22, archived)

Those snivelling lickspittles would cheer anything you do.
If you took a shit in their hat they'd buy you a pint.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:23, archived)

Oh dear
b3ta.com/board/10434739
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:34, archived)

those racist pigs

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:24, archived)

that's Mr Racist Pig to you sonny.

( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:33, archived)

Are you friends with Manolith at all?
If not you should meet him, he looks like the product of a Jesus and norse gods fuckpile.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:35, archived)

never heard of him
give him my number and get him to ring me.
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:39, archived)

Hello Dave.
How's it hanging?
( bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 May 2011, 15:39, archived)

to the left bob.

( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:53, archived)

I don't really know why people care about the existence of a part of a website they rarely, if ever, frequent.
WHY CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG?
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:26, archived)

this

( bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 May 2011, 15:29, archived)

I think you should take your top off as a gesture to promote good interboard relations.

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:31, archived)

I really don't think you want to go there...

( bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 May 2011, 15:39, archived)

Why?
Are you unbelievably hideous? Do you have tits like porridge in clingfilm? Do you really want to hurt me? Do you really want to make me cry?
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:41, archived)

I have cleavers the size of Purple, and detonators the colour of paint

( bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 May 2011, 15:43, archived)

I don't know what this means but I'm aroused.
I bet you have a clit like a butchers hook.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:44, archived)

Well, I've arrived completely naked

( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:47, archived)

This is the sort of /talk convert we want.
Oh also, your username leads me to believe that you might be interested that once a wasp flew into my gallery and I didn't want to get near it to kill it so I caught it. Here is the evidence.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:57, archived)

Really you should have clearly signpos..
oh...well done
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:59, archived)

That is fabulous!
I used to make various containment devices with little matchbox airlocks that I could feed new, live wasps into to see if they'd fight each other. But I'm named after a box I made out of a prostitue's advert that I then suspended a large wasp inside.
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:04, archived)

Bleurk bleurk. *shudder*
I hate wasps with every atom of my being. But not you Wasp Box. You seem alright.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:07, archived)

People often think my username means I like wasps
But it really means quite the opposite.

Doesn't stop me being a cunt though.
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:14, archived)

I suppose you want to "get along" with nazis and paedophiles then, do you?
I suppose you think we should all give all our money to ayslum terrorists.
I suppose you think that dumbing down obesity house prices gives cancer a GOOD THING?
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:32, archived)

MADDY'S CANCER IS THE PEOPLE'S PRINCESS OF HOUSE PRICES

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:33, archived)

POSH SPICE USED SEX TO GET BABY.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:34, archived)

No fucking way.
CANCER GIVES YOU CANCER NEW STUDY HAS SHOWN
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:39, archived)

you're SHITTING ME??
*stops eating cancer*
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:40, archived)

WOMAN WEARS DRESS TO EVENT

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:41, archived)

ASH CLOUD KILLED DIANA

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:47, archived)

MANCHESTER STRANGLER KILLS SIX PROSTITUTES AND TWO PEOPLE

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:49, archived)

*stifled guffaw*
GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS NUDE GIRLS SEXY GIRLS TOPLESS GIRLS CENSOR THIS SICK FILTH NOW
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:00, archived)

Aren't you a bit ashamed most your members are retards?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:29, archived)

I think this is the reason for the closure of /talk

( Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:30, archived)

This is the first time you've posted here!
You don't even know man, you don't know.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:32, archived)

I have lurked
watching and waiting
( Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:33, archived)

If you're not entertained, why bother lurking?

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:36, archived)

I've watched Loose women
doesn't mean I was entertained
( Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:39, archived)

Watching loose women is one of my favourite pastimes.
But only if there are good production values and it's all consensual.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:43, archived)

Yeah, just aroused.
And confused.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 27 May 2011, 15:44, archived)

Andrea McLean
You know you would
( Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:47, archived)

I don't know who that is. I'm only aware of the show because a female cow-orker puts it on during her break.
I don't watch it myself because I'm neither a woman nor a poof.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 27 May 2011, 15:50, archived)

celebrity-hq.co.uk/d/13590-1/andrea-mclean-0121.jpg
( Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:53, archived)

i certainly wouldn't.
because i cant. 403 forbidden.
( sleepybinky, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:00, archived)

They're a bunch of fucking wimps though.
Remember the fucking Jahled Unpleasantness?
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:32, archived)

WHAAAY HEY!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 27 May 2011, 15:46, archived)

Anyone interested in TROLLING FOR JUSTICE?
www.jabs.org.uk/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=5374&whichpage=1
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:35, archived)

You're Chris Hemmings?

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 27 May 2011, 15:40, archived)

So, what causes the anti-vaccine crowd to be so retarded? I mean, they haven't had the MMR, so it can't be that.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:40, archived)

Of course not.
Their Autisms are SELF-DIAGNOSED Doc. The MOST SERIOUS type. You can't catch them from a jab.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 27 May 2011, 15:42, archived)

There is a cure.
I'll need their home addresses and an armalite.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:44, archived)

I read that as ammonite
which changes the tone somewhat.
( magnum, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:50, archived)

And little Jasper has ADHD as well
which is why we dress him in clothes made from hemp
( magnum, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:48, archived)

I listened to a program on the radio about adhd
by the end of it I was totally convinced that I had here do you think dinosaurs could live off jam?
( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:51, archived)

Ha ha.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:57, archived)

Pffffft.

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:59, archived)

ha ha ha

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 27 May 2011, 23:41, archived)

This gets a click.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:43, archived)

Well said
these people make me weep
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:57, archived)

Your poached egg thing came up as the top google result for me.
The cling film idea is a work of genius.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:28, archived)

I tried it and I just got loads of egg still stuck to the clingfilm.
:(
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:29, archived)

Mine worked perfectly
nommed the fuck out of it with bacon and baked asparagus.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:32, archived)

BAKED asparagus?
You just ruined a perfectly good vegetable right there, good one.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:34, archived)

the only good asparagus
is a dead asparagus
( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:49, archived)

It's the only way I poach eggs now.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:33, archived)

my boyfriend can poach eggs to perfection with a pan of boiling water, heat source, vinegar and spoon

( sleepybinky, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:48, archived)

It's completely impossible to poach eggs in the UK, as there is no license required to hunt them.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:51, archived)

hooray!

( bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 May 2011, 15:29, archived)

Christ, is it that late already?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:33, archived)

So much anger
I'm going to leave before someone makes me flounce and leave 4eva
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:46, archived)