I have cleavers the size of Purple, and detonators the colour of paint

( bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 May 2011, 15:43, archived)

I don't know what this means but I'm aroused.
I bet you have a clit like a butchers hook.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:44, archived)