you know precisely fuck all about me.
but you're another sad fucker crafting 'witty' replies on a board each night looking for internet validation that you're so funny even desperately pointing out your last comment in the hope of achieving your pathetic nightly goal of getting yet another dry bitchy comment on the popular page whilst you sit in your shack with bits of shite bmw parts strewn across the carpet wishing you could be somewhere else, back in the uk maybe, but can't because you'd be arrested for being a criminally tedious attention seeking fuckwit.
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:03, archived)

This is comedy gold.

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:07, archived)

oh fuck off

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:08, archived)

Ooof.

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:09, archived)

Dear god, the irony.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:10, archived)

JMG is bald.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:10, archived)

you're right, I'm completely wrong about you
I'm sure you have a deeply fulfilling job and satisfying personal life that, through hard work and willpower, allows you to put in a solid 16 hours on here every day. I bet your Mum's really proud of you, and your 'tache.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:12, archived)

98.5%

( moohalaa, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:13, archived)

YES!!!!
CLASSIC INTERNET BULLYING!
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:27, archived)

I don't have carpet

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:33, archived)

Totally screencapping this in case it mysteriously gets deleted.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:25, archived)

I actually quite like this
( vladimir, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:27, archived)

You are a total fucking prat.

( WormuIus, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:19, archived)