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I wish I had someone to make me soup

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:14, archived)
I'm sure MW's mum would get you some.
She'd be so pleased to see he actually has some company for once she'd make a special effort. When you had gone she'd probably keep asking MW when that lovely young man was going to visit again
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:17, archived)
I bet she's the type of homely mum who, when you come in, says
"ooooh, so you're Grrrmachine, little Wombat talks about you sooooo much!" while he's there saying "oh Muuuuu-uuu-uuuum!"
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:19, archived)
Then she overdoes it on the cooking sherry and tries it on. Cue MW walking in at the worst possible moment.
'Oh muuuuum, not again!'
*comedy trombone*
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:20, archived)
I wouldn't mind a quick comedy tromboning off MW's mum

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:28, archived)
We shouldn't bully her, really.
She must be a fucking saint to put up with him.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:30, archived)
Who's bullying?
I just want MW's mum to flick her tongue over my anus whilst rubbing my penis, is that too much to ask?
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:33, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:33, archived)
Is Grrrmachine going to be MW's new daddy?

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:19, archived)
This place gets more inbred every day :(

(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:23, archived)