I thought we'd already had internet 2.0?
I'm waiting for 3.0 where they put porn on every page.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:52, archived)

*Dampens brow*

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 23:52, archived)

The Big Society won't stand for it
it's going to be chastity-a-go-go from now on, apparently.
They've even gone so far as to bring in a bloke from the Mothers' Union.
Let's examine that. A bloke is the CEO of the Mothers' Union. That's quite fucked up, really.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 0:06, archived)

PUFF.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 9 Jun 2011, 0:07, archived)

Me, or him?

( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 0:07, archived)

Him!
The big nancy..
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 9 Jun 2011, 0:13, archived)

Ah, right.
He seems to be a proper twat.
This has nothing whatsoever to do with any sexual preference he may have - for all we know, he might have 17 kids and two mistresses on the go - but it does seem a bit fucking strange that the MU have a bloke in charge.
Just saying, like.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 0:18, archived)

Or maybe he's just worked his way into a position where he's surrounded by women that he knows will put out.
Smart fellow.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 0:08, archived)

I'm not knocking his initiative
just saying that it seems a bit daft.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 0:10, archived)

Agreed.
How are you, lovely wynoh? I see that you have a new job. Congratulations! What is it?
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 0:21, archived)

I happen to be working in a wine shop.
Surprising, I know.
How's your awesome self, aaAaaAAaaAa_RRRRRrrdvaAAAaaaA^AaaAaArrrrRRrrk!!!!!!!!!!!!
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 0:22, archived)

My awesome self is awesome!
I am driving to Mongolia next month. For charity. I am actually starting to shit myself a little bit about it now, even though I've been planning it for a year.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 0:25, archived)

If it's in that Micra
I'd be shitting myself, too.

:D

gaz me donation details
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 0:30, archived)

are you going to throw a sheet over the car and sleep under it during the night
and suckle from its teats when your canteens run dry?
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 0:40, archived)

I'm hoping it won't come to that
but possibly. :(
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 0:41, archived)

JUST DONT DIE

( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 0:44, archived)

I won't!
Not when I have all the lovely people here to come back to. :)
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 0:49, archived)

...and me
don't forget me
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 8:52, archived)

Bet there'll be lots of not-so-subtle Army adverts though.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 0:11, archived)

internets != webs
very different.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 6:07, archived)