Anyone who tries to jump the subway queue.
Usually three or four people.
( Zuowan, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 7:22, archived)

you queue?
For the tube?

Like... in a line?
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 8:22, archived)

He's probably the only one in Beijing who does!

( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 8:28, archived)

Yeah, there's this great thing where everyone has to get off one packed train, up some stairs, through a labyrinth of fences and down some stairs to another platform.
It takes two or three trains before you can get to the front of the queue, and there are fences to attempt to keep people in line, but some cunts always just walk to the front and squeeze into the gap between fence and train.
( Zuowan, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 9:26, archived)

Just push them in front of the train.
Unless it's the one with the weird glass barrier thing that the train has to line up perfectly with. That confused me the first time.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 9:41, archived)

They only run up when the train arrives, so I can only push them into the train, not under it,
but it's a nice though.
( Zuowan, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 9:44, archived)