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An Englishman, Irishman and Baldmonkey walk in to a bar..
Complete the joke.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 9 Jun 2011, 14:41, archived)

three pints please, said baldmonkey
fuck me, a talking monkey, said the barman
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 14:43, archived)
ROFL!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 9 Jun 2011, 14:43, archived)
There's been a distinct lack of Baldmonkey lately.
People have a go at his shit music, but the man is a talent.
Much like SSG's art.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 9 Jun 2011, 14:43, archived)
...nacle.
LOLWAKI
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 14:46, archived)
YES!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 9 Jun 2011, 14:47, archived)
the englishman orders ale, the irishman orders whiskey and baldmonkey orders milk. when told he bar doesn't sell milk, he bursts into tears and wets himself

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 14:49, archived)
I'd like CCTV of this.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 9 Jun 2011, 14:51, archived)
baldmonkey's enough of a joke already

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 14:49, archived)
We'll all pay when he's on TV.
With Friz..
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 9 Jun 2011, 14:51, archived)
on Crimewatch, most likely

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 14:53, archived)
I've decided to interpret that as "baldmonkey is the best stand-up comedian in the world".
Cheers, blud.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 14:52, archived)
When I see you I do laugh, I must admit

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 14:52, archived)
You are too kind/two kind.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:02, archived)
The Englishman and the Irishman politely ask baldmonkey to stop following them.
Baldmonkey burns the bar down and writes his own name in the embers.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 14:54, archived)
Much like the future, when he is mod.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 9 Jun 2011, 14:59, archived)

And Englishman, Irishman, and
walk in to a bar..
(Sir Itchalot has a very self-referential signature, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 14:55, archived)
i think i might go up the pub

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 14:56, archived)
I have the best ideas.
For this country.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 9 Jun 2011, 14:59, archived)
I don't have the middle bit
but the punchline is "and the landlord said 'No, I said THAT KEG, not CAT LEGS!"
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 14:59, archived)
Everybody walks the dinosaur.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:01, archived)
ACTIONSMASH!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:06, archived)
I don't.
Not with these catlegs.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:07, archived)
I thought baldmonkey was an Englishman.
If there are two Englishmen in the joke then it's clearly racist.
I demand compensation.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:07, archived)
I thought Baldmonkey himself was a Principality?
I'd like to see his flag.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:09, archived)
Displaying the flag of baldmonkey in public is classed as a criminal offence.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:11, archived)
THERE'S A WALES IN THE BALDMONKEY!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:12, archived)
They all hit their heads, despite there being clear signage as to the bar's presence.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:16, archived)
They all buy a drink. sit down at a table and quietly discuss the important issues of the day
BM contemplates buying a packet of pork scratchings, but decideds against it because no one else wants any and he doesn't want to be the only one eating. At this point they realise they should be getting back, so they take their glasses back to he bar, say a polite thank you to the barmaid, and leave in high spirits.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 15:19, archived)