mortal wombat is a nonce, i have no idea how it justifies that

( mongychops, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 20:39, archived)

lol. why don't you phone a friend
oh, they're all HERE!
( Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 20:40, archived)

cor yo have got me there, i dont know anybody apart from people on a forum, you understand me so well, how is the noncing going for you?

( mongychops, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 20:43, archived)

Despite stepping back from openly noncing on a public forum
Mortal Wombat does like to keep his hand in from time to time
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 20:45, archived)

great thanks. since i got my van i've not looked back
it's got rear view mirrors
( Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 20:46, archived)

so what sweets do you use?

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 20:49, archived)

WERTHERS MAN

( Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 20:51, archived)

Pretty much the first thing I did was post on here when someone close to me died, like, within an hour.
Eaiser than facing a house full of people, most of them in a horrific state.

I also took a rediculous amount of morphine, like, a fist full.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 20:46, archived)

i was on tramadol when i broke my arm
they were nice. morphine was better in hossy, i lost days on that. and also when they left the canister of laughing gas next to my bed.
( Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 21:10, archived)

twice
i forgot / wasn't brave enough to try that when my kids were born.

fool.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 21:30, archived)

it's good but you have to inhale deeply and keep going through the weird bit

( Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 22:26, archived)