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my nan will be dead within days, your all gay

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 20:14, archived)
was she a goer?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 20:16, archived)
she is not dead yet

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 20:17, archived)
sorry
is she a goer?
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 20:21, archived)
No she's dying.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 20:30, archived)
yeah, but before she started dying
was she a goer?
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 20:31, archived)
She be a goner soon man.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 20:36, archived)
I was building up to that pun
now you've waded in like a clumsy oaf and ruined the impeccable timing of it all
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 20:38, archived)
Oh Grrry I don't know why you bother.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 22:17, archived)

If you're serious and are upset: Oh dude, sorry mate, good innings though?
If you're serious and you're not upset: How much for her last warn pair of knickers?
If you're not serious and are upset: Wait, I donno how this one would work.
If you're not serious and you're not upset: She can still be a go'er, it's when she's dead that she's gone.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 20:24, archived)
i dunno gonz, i just dont know, sadtimes, this is the end of an human line

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 20:28, archived)
could she
do grammar and shit like that?
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 20:30, archived)
she did grandad
she wasn't a lesbian, otherwise mongy's family tree would look a bit confusing
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 20:35, archived)
oh get in!
I wonder if she was her own grandma.

i feel muppets and youtube calling....
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 20:36, archived)
It's hard an all that, don't need me to tell you, but eventually you'll get up to remembering the goodtimes without it hurting.
One thing I always really wished though when [person] died was that I got some sort of letter telling me "Cheers Pops, loves ya' Pops, money is in the violen case in the attic, Didn't mean X, hope you'll be alright, see you on the other side".

Never mind, I'll find out about that when I cark it, or if I don't, I won't be around to care.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 20:41, archived)
That's sad news,
sorry to hear that.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 20:17, archived)
could you offer a prayer for her?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 20:20, archived)
I could,
although I'd have to think about what I'd say in it, because I'm not a believer in praying for people to "get better". Hmm...
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 20:21, archived)
she can't get better, jobs done

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 20:28, archived)
my grandfather in law (if such a thing can exist)
died a month or so ago.

First time I was actually a bit angry at someone for being too fucking "proud" to do the right thing and accept help etc.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 20:32, archived)
praying is ace!
It stops you actually having to do something or give money.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 20:31, archived)
No it doesn't.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 20:31, archived)
Well I beg to differ
costs fuck all and only takes a few seconds. How easy is that??
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 20:33, archived)
It might be easy,
but it doesn't stop you doing anything else.
But in fact it's not even all that easy if you do it properly. I'm having a good old head scratch trying to think how to do this one.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 20:34, archived)
you forgot free
kerching!

sorry, pint of wine on the go.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 20:36, archived)
erm kerching happens when things AREN'T free.
oh well.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 20:38, archived)
apparently the best things in life are free
And so I give you wooden chip forks.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 20:39, archived)
Depends n your religion and that.
Muslims have to pray umpteen times a day and some extreme branches of Jebus worshipping are required to flagellate. Oo-err missus etc..
(wimbley is feeling hungover, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 21:20, archived)
perhaps you'd be better spending her last few days with her
instead of with the internet, telling the internet?
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 20:20, archived)
is this an opinion you are offering here? or advice? can i have some comfort from the fact that you have researched this

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 20:26, archived)
well when my grandparents died (not all at the same time in an event orchestrated by me)
i wasn't sitting on the net telling people about how they were going very soon, that's all. i had more important things to do related to them dying and not me filling my weeks beaker quota
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 20:32, archived)
I wasn't telling everyone
but I didn't see my nan for the last 10 years of her life. 8 of them she couldn't remember who anyone in her family was, so not sure what to make of that... "being there" only goes so far when it's utterly utterly pointless on the practical side of things.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 20:34, archived)
in times of personal tragedy
what could be more important that finding solace and comfort among friends?
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 20:36, archived)
friends.

(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 20:37, archived)
this is no time for sitcoms

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 20:38, archived)
there's a good pun / innuendo there
but i've no idea what it is.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 20:40, archived)
mortal wombat is a nonce, i have no idea how it justifies that

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 20:39, archived)
lol. why don't you phone a friend
oh, they're all HERE!
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 20:40, archived)
cor yo have got me there, i dont know anybody apart from people on a forum, you understand me so well, how is the noncing going for you?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 20:43, archived)
Despite stepping back from openly noncing on a public forum
Mortal Wombat does like to keep his hand in from time to time
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 20:45, archived)
great thanks. since i got my van i've not looked back
it's got rear view mirrors
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 20:46, archived)
so what sweets do you use?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 20:49, archived)
WERTHERS MAN

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 20:51, archived)
Pretty much the first thing I did was post on here when someone close to me died, like, within an hour.
Eaiser than facing a house full of people, most of them in a horrific state.

I also took a rediculous amount of morphine, like, a fist full.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 20:46, archived)
i was on tramadol when i broke my arm
they were nice. morphine was better in hossy, i lost days on that. and also when they left the canister of laughing gas next to my bed.
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 21:10, archived)
twice
i forgot / wasn't brave enough to try that when my kids were born.

fool.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 21:30, archived)
it's good but you have to inhale deeply and keep going through the weird bit

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 22:26, archived)
pffft

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 20:39, archived)
Sorry to hear that
ask her to say hello to Friz Jr.
(I helped save b3ta! Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 20:29, archived)
there's no need for that sort of foul language

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 20:32, archived)
Poor nannychops

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 21:04, archived)
*sadface for nannychops*

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 9 Jun 2011, 21:21, archived)

potential band name ahoy
(UTB, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 22:13, archived)
Sorry to hear that.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 22:23, archived)