i could stage a vigil
or boil the kettle 50 times... oh the choices.

sorry... titties?
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 21:29, archived)

yeah, titties with nipples on
big nipples too, like blocks of chocolate
(Janet is a fat mess and she smells of plop, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 21:48, archived)

that could hurt
squareness doesn't exactly set my pulse racing.

I'd suggest raspberry domes... www.aquarterof.co.uk/blackberry-raspberry-domes-p-1184.html
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 21:52, archived)

oooooooooh, nippley

(Janet is a fat mess and she smells of plop, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 21:55, archived)

more squishy too
a clamp chain and a chunk of dairy milk would just be annoying.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 21:56, archived)

Go for 51
Tis good to stretch your ambitions
(wimbley is feeling hungover, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 21:52, archived)

cant run the marathon without training
or stretch the arsehole without straining
(Janet is a fat mess and she smells of plop, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 21:56, archived)

strain?
why would you strange? just stick it in and pump it up.... and relax...
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 21:57, archived)

hooray, an ex-lurker!

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 21:59, archived)

ooh
do I look all "in the gang" now? pfft.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 22:01, archived)

you're looking like an irritating cunt with all this "I" bollocks

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 22:02, archived)

should it be "one" instead?

( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 22:03, archived)

What the fuck, that sentence is just wrong.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 22:20, archived)

well
Edit - my mong fingers hit return before I could do a witty reply, ah well.
(wimbley is feeling hungover, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 22:02, archived)

what's wrong with Redditch then?
I mean, I know why I think it's a dump... what about you?

it's not like it's Rhyl or anything.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 22:03, archived)

It's full of ratboys, pissed up tramps and massive fat people*
*Not me. Ahem.
(wimbley is feeling hungover, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 22:07, archived)

Christ, not another Redditcher :(

( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 22:22, archived)

Nah, just work there, thankfully.

(wimbley is feeling hungover, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 22:24, archived)

I wouldn't mind working there
15 minute drive rather than 2 hours on the train each day
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 22:31, archived)

well if you follow the cricket
Say hello, I'll be the fat middle aged pissed up bloke shouting. Or perhaps not.
(wimbley is feeling hungover, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 22:43, archived)

I was at Edgbaston last night
Two middle aged rich twats behind me apparently cycled in and cycled home after slagging off Warks the whole time. They managed to leave behind 18 lager cans, rather than the 1/2 a bottle of Cab Sauv I'd have expected. Wonder if either of them made it home.

fsck it was cold.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 22:46, archived)

you know
that' *REALLY* doesn't it narrow it down. If you were one of the ones in the rainbow body suits then I could work with that.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 22:47, archived)

I didnt go last night
20/20- is fine but not for me. 40 overs is better but cannot beat the full game.
(wimbley is feeling hungover, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 22:52, archived)

Ahh you sound like me
trotting out the party line, whether you believe it or not.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 23:01, archived)

We should do a Redditch B3ta thang
All meet up at the cricket and you all can take care of me, like 'are you OK?', 'is it too hot/cold?', 'need any help with that?'

It would be great*

*shit
(wimbley is feeling hungover, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 22:57, archived)

I'm just worried
what the "that" you're referring to is.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 23:04, archived)

holding a pint to my aged mouth is all

(wimbley is feeling hungover, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 23:14, archived)

I'm a Redditcher
where do you work?
( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 9 Jun 2011, 22:42, archived)

Edwards st.

(wimbley is feeling hungover, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 22:44, archived)

I have no idea where that is
but yay Redditch
( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 9 Jun 2011, 22:45, archived)

it's off Bromsgrove Road, durrrr
I always get Redditch and Bromsgrove mixed up.

i's and t's are skinny letters, m is a big letter therefore the two places should swap names.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 22:49, archived)

Midlands takeover yo
I quite fancy moving to Droitwich
( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 22:50, archived)

you can get some cream for that
clear those thoughts up nicely.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 23:04, archived)

Protip - I live in kidderminster

( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 23:11, archived)

Hurrah for the Safari park
Hippos FTW.

Oh, and the carpet shops.

(That's me proving I know a little about that place...)

How much do you know about Hollywood and Wythall?
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 23:12, archived)

Fuck all

( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 23:15, archived)

Tis where Nick Rhodes
Of Duran Duran grew up. He opened the Spar around the corner I think.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 23:17, archived)

Groovy

( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 23:19, archived)

Met him - a real tit, seriously.
fuck it - ignore this, just being mean
(wimbley is feeling hungover, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 23:21, archived)