I've never won a goldfish
I'd like to win a goldfish.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 8:40, archived)

hello.
i had goldfishes but they died of fin rot.

YAYYY.

i hear bags aren't the best habitat for a fish.
( sleepybinky, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 8:45, archived)

Hello binkles
I have 2 tropical fish and they are really boring.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 8:49, archived)

i have a cat you can borrow to liven them up*
*endeaden them
( sleepybinky, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 8:52, archived)

Binky, I need some advice
The gf's cat has a nice little bell on it after it became quite proficient in catching small birds and other animals. We put a bell on her and she's just catching more now :(
What do?
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 9:35, archived)

man, if this was the old days you'd get told to CIIJASIIE

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 9:41, archived)

I have no jam

( Frisbee TeaBoy, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 9:42, archived)

then all hope is lost

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 9:46, archived)

i haven't ever collared and belled a cat and mine catch fuckloads of beasties.
lock it out to eat them, check it regularly for parasites and cut its claws sometimes, is what i do.
( sleepybinky, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 10:08, archived)

They die
Or like my uncle Pete's, it made a leap for freedom out of the bowl and perished in a ball of deadly fluff behind the radiogram. Picture for illustrative purposes only for younger readers.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 8:45, archived)

what was life like during the first world war?

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 8:58, archived)

Fast legs

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 9:03, archived)

When's your birthday?
Tell cr3 to set up a tombola stall or throw some hoops over poles to win your birthday presents.
One of them could be a fish in a bowl, and a cuddly toy of course. Which he can pin to the roof for realism.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 8:48, archived)

Needs more Elvis mirror

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 8:50, archived)

i like the idea of this but it doesn't look like it'd be fun for a fish to live in
www.find-me-a-gift.co.uk/pet-gifts-space-wall-fish-tanks.html
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 8:51, archived)

I won a goldfish a couple of times, but I've never been in the big freezer at McDonalds.
The lord givith and the lord takith away.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 8:57, archived)

it's not too late, gonz
get a job there and you can go in it WHENEVER YOU LIKE
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 8:59, archived)