would you like me to buy you a sony 3d tv?

( mongychops, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 11:27, archived)

I'd like to buy for mongychops
I fancy new teevee
But I need to buy a lot of chops
So he won't get one from me

If only I were a millionaire
The first thing I would do
Is buy even more chops
And post mongy a few
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 11:30, archived)

cheers, i haven't eaten for a few days and dont feel too well

( mongychops, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 11:32, archived)

I'll pop a pie in the post.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 11:37, archived)

Silly silly Balders
You cannot post a pie!
You'll mess up the post box
and make the Postie cry

You ought to put it in a box
then whack it in the boot
then drive all the way to Mongy's house
and push it up his chute
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 11:44, archived)

i liked it when you rhymed 'chops' with 'chops'

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 11:43, archived)

USE BALDMONKEY'S ONE STEP PLAN TO SHIT POEMS...
Manolith,
You pasty faced cunt
Fuck off
You fucking cunt.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 11:47, archived)

i liked it when you rhymed 'cunt' with 'cunt'

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 12:01, archived)