Chocolate Lab

( Mrs Sp@m, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 8:47, archived)

Awwwwww we used to have some Labs, they were so nice.
Then one got run over by a speedboat, yes a speedboat.
( Tzarkahn is waiting for Christmas to come again, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 8:48, archived)

oh man :(

( Mrs Sp@m, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 8:50, archived)

I saw one get killed by a swan once in a fight
Daft cunt had jumped in the canal and got saucy. It lurnd him up good. Ms Official has two of them, they are also idiots.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:01, archived)

Swans can break your arm too

( Theoban What of it, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:02, archived)

They are actual bastards. Feet like shovels.

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:04, archived)

Birds are bastards

( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:13, archived)