I was lucky enough to be born with a penis and I'm not giving it up.
You're confusing me with him identifying as a lesbian.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:28, archived)

Pfffft.
It doesn't require a transplant you know?
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:30, archived)

I've seen the gender reassignment done the other way round (Channel 4, natch),
and that looked pretty gruesome.

Perhaps I could be the recipient of a penis transplant and have a double length penis.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:32, archived)

You can get a baby's arm sewn onto the end
If you're lucky they can hook up the muscles too so you can pick stuff up with it
( Theoban What of it, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:33, archived)

Trust me, it's not that great.
lololololihaveamassivepenis.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:33, archived)

Two penises!
Like a snake!
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:33, archived)

or perhaps just a limp noodle

( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:37, archived)

If I'm going to have a penis transplant then it's going to be a full size one this time.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:41, archived)

How about a prehensile penis.

( Tzarkahn is waiting for Christmas to come again, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:45, archived)

You can train one of those with cock push-ups.

( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:46, archived)

Though transplants can reject.
And then if it spread your penii would both reject you. You would end up cockless.

Would you take the risk? Also you'd have to buy big pants and trousers, and you would scare most ladies away with gigantocock.
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:34, archived)

oh :(

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:35, archived)