my collarbone snapped again.
in surgery on the 30th for a bone graft from my pelvis and a permanent plate. good times. i love morphine, me.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 11:48, archived)

You need new bones
See if the NHS will set you up for that.

Morphine is ace though
( Theoban What of it, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 11:49, archived)

fuck that - imma be a cyborg

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 12:31, archived)

Oh you silly saussage, what you got to go and do that for? Have you tried rather than trying to snap your torso in half.... having a nice cold glass of Yop drink?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 11:54, archived)

it just.... happened gonz.
I'll get me a yop though, see if it helps.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 12:06, archived)

Good lass, I'd hate to think you've snapped in half _and_ go without yop.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 12:28, archived)