Oh dear.
twitpic.com/59jlw5

How are you?
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 10:16, archived)

I just had a long fancy-schmancy shave.
Now I look less like Homeless and more like Bieber. If he'd let himself go. On pies.
( moohalaa, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 10:18, archived)

Beard up, youngster.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 10:20, archived)

I'd suggest a well groomed moustache.

( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 10:22, archived)

Hello you yourself
How are you pretty lady?
( jenpots, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 10:24, archived)

There's a thread below detailing most of it.
How're you doing?
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 10:41, archived)

It's certainly coming back into fashion
Ive seen some cracking tashes of late.
( Glovington, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 10:25, archived)

I've read a wonderful book on how to be a chap.
and I've seen many splendid examples in there.
This is related. www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSflRlHPay4&feature=related
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 10:40, archived)

I've no time for 'look at me' facial furniture
Either grow a big bushy beard or don't bother
( Theoban What of it, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 10:45, archived)

I frequently grow a big bushy beard
then shave it into an embarrassing dad tash occasionally when i go to see my daughter.
( Glovington, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 11:02, archived)

i grow a g bushy beard and then ocassionally i shave off all but the tash
and then i have a big bushy tash, what of it, what you gonna do, what of it, i'm a runner, i need my face cooler these months, fuck you.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 11:13, archived)

You're going to run into trouble that way, son

( Theoban What of it, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 11:15, archived)

I'm grand thanks
Sat in a field in the sun enjoying a cup of coffee and a cigarette
( M o D, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 10:19, archived)

Good use of field, sun, coffee and cigarette.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 10:20, archived)

There will also be
Flying of helicopters soon and maybe some sausages ina bun later
( M o D, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 10:21, archived)

Unbeaten
KNACKED and trying to do a WRITING TEST but other than that FINE
( Theoban What of it, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 10:21, archived)

I have to go to the park, shortly.
There's a fundraiser going on, for a politician I don't like. I won't be giving her any money.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 10:22, archived)

Nice day for a fundraiser
Get riotously drunk instead and drop your bloomers
( Theoban What of it, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 10:26, archived)

I am very hung over indeed thanks
yourself?
( Glovington, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 10:27, archived)

All good
My brother, his wife and my niece are up from Brighton, so Ninja-Baby and I are going to catch up with them. Mini-Ninja is with her Dad, she'll be gutted she missed out.
( jenpots, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 10:28, archived)

1 in 4?
Someone is not pulling their weight.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 10:30, archived)

Bah, you're all talk
you're nothing but a massive softy.
( jenpots, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 10:31, archived)

3 in 4 give hugs instead.

( Tzarkahn is waiting for Christmas to come again, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 10:33, archived)

I've got a right temper on me

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 11:26, archived)

Calm down gramps
Have your warming drink
( Theoban What of it, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 11:38, archived)

I'll twat thee!

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 11:42, archived)

FIVE PUND EACH!

( Tzarkahn is waiting for Christmas to come again, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 10:32, archived)

ok i suppose, off to the hospital in a bit, not much point but there you go, that's life eh, what can you do

( mongychops, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 10:34, archived)

my collarbone snapped again.
in surgery on the 30th for a bone graft from my pelvis and a permanent plate. good times. i love morphine, me.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 11:48, archived)

You need new bones
See if the NHS will set you up for that.

Morphine is ace though
( Theoban What of it, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 11:49, archived)

fuck that - imma be a cyborg

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 12:31, archived)

Oh you silly saussage, what you got to go and do that for? Have you tried rather than trying to snap your torso in half.... having a nice cold glass of Yop drink?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 11:54, archived)

it just.... happened gonz.
I'll get me a yop though, see if it helps.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 12:06, archived)

Good lass, I'd hate to think you've snapped in half _and_ go without yop.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 12:28, archived)

I'm alright biggun, I'm alright

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 11:59, archived)