I think cheese and beans will work well with a manky throat
They'll slip down there like spunk down a trouserleg
( Theoban What of it, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 14:34, archived)

They are working very well

( CowJam, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 14:56, archived)

HOORAY
I shall take my trousers off in celebration
( Theoban What of it, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 14:59, archived)