I would say 'It isn't Father's Day'
But you'll just reply with 'that's the joke' and you'll use a multi-syllabic insult or just call me a dunce, so I'll stay quiet, ta.
( Theoban What of it, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 9:24, archived)

Can I call you a name anyway?
I was hoping to call someone a name.
( postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 9:29, archived)

Yeah go for it
Skewer me on your wit
( Theoban What of it, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 9:29, archived)

Fred.
Bob.
Jean.
William.

That's all I got.
( postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 9:31, archived)

I was expecting to feel bad but not this bad
I will now cut myself and cry the lyrics to 'Boys Don't Cry' by the Cure
( Theoban What of it, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 9:34, archived)

He was plainly addressing only virgins so we're all virgins.
We should arrange an orgy.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 12 Jun 2011, 9:31, archived)

Yeah lets all poke each other with stubby members
WOO B3TA ORGY 2011
( Theoban What of it, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 9:33, archived)

I has a facebook poking program.

( postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 9:34, archived)

Ugh you sicken me
e-poking is for e-virgins
( Theoban What of it, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 9:36, archived)

E-poking is all I get.
Don't make fun or I'll e-insult you.
( postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 9:44, archived)

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( Theoban What of it, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 9:48, archived)

I has a facebook poking programenis
( Tzarkahn is waiting for Christmas to come again, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 9:36, archived)

you have ear handles.

( postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 9:44, archived)

GNOC GNOC GNOC

( Tzarkahn is waiting for Christmas to come again, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 9:47, archived)