It was done in Word so all I had to do was bash my fat hands against the keyboard
Onto a winner here
( Theoban What of it, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 12:00, archived)

Did you remember to take the lid off the keyboard?

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 12:01, archived)

FUCK
Not again
( Theoban What of it, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 12:01, archived)

I had to hand write a letter the other day
It looked horrible, and I have completely forgotten how to spell
( magnum, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 12:01, archived)

I did some essays a few months back
After a few minutes I had to resort to dropping my pen every few words because it hurt, so long since I last did anything other than sign my name
( Theoban What of it, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 12:02, archived)