i've fed the birds
what good thing have you done so far today
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 11:54, archived)

not all of them, obviously

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 11:54, archived)

I had a bird shit on my car the other day
I won't be taking her out again
( magnum, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 11:55, archived)

Nothing, I haven't got up yet

( Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 11:56, archived)

pics or gtfu

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 11:57, archived)

I saw a spider drowning in the dog bowl so I rescued it.

( Mrs Sp@m, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 11:57, archived)

that was very nice of you
two brownie points
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 11:58, archived)

I've done a writing test
Is that good? I hope I done good.
( Theoban What of it, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 11:58, archived)

Did you take the lid off the pen?

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 11:59, archived)

It was done in Word so all I had to do was bash my fat hands against the keyboard
Onto a winner here
( Theoban What of it, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 12:00, archived)

Did you remember to take the lid off the keyboard?

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 12:01, archived)

FUCK
Not again
( Theoban What of it, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 12:01, archived)

I had to hand write a letter the other day
It looked horrible, and I have completely forgotten how to spell
( magnum, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 12:01, archived)

I did some essays a few months back
After a few minutes I had to resort to dropping my pen every few words because it hurt, so long since I last did anything other than sign my name
( Theoban What of it, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 12:02, archived)

did you remember not to repeat the word fuck twenty times

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 12:00, archived)

I'm trying to write a website specification before tomorrow
I fucking hate these things, especially as I'm also having to research what the website software actually does first before I start.
( magnum, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 11:59, archived)

I had to be tested not just on writing ability but knowledge of certain tasks
Frantic googling sorted me out there
( Theoban What of it, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 12:01, archived)

I feel like doing a test or an exam or something
last thing I did was a pub quiz, and I didn't do very well.
( magnum, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 12:06, archived)

I've been watching Le Mans all morning. This is a good thing.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 12 Jun 2011, 12:00, archived)

i fed the birds to the cats

( Lightguy hail satan, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 12:03, archived)

Had the good manners not to get it in her hair
I'm all of the gentleman. Good morning, Internet.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 12:03, archived)

WORST.
HAIRDRESSER.
EVER.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 12:09, archived)

Lies!
Hang on, suggestively eating a Refreshers lolly here.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 12:15, archived)

sent an email to a company praising one of their products
thought about making scrambled eggs

because scrambled eggs are good right? I think I might make some.
( moohalaa, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 12:09, archived)