It's the longest MW has ever spoken to a girl, on or off-line.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 17:43, archived)

Nothing like pity to make you feel a bit whorish :(

( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 17:50, archived)

I don't know about anyone else here, but I've got my swiss army knife out to put a notch in my bedpost, just because I was here when the conversation happened.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 17:54, archived)

i've already cut one of my bedposts off

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 17:55, archived)

Better than your wrists and if you get some ketchup out you get the same amount of attention.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 17:55, archived)

i don't crave attention unless it's from the internet
the internet has been compared to God
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 17:57, archived)

Does anyone have bedposts these days?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 17:55, archived)

i've got three

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 17:56, archived)

I wish you'd reply to your FB chat Gonz
I'm on tenterhooks here
( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 18:01, archived)

0o0o0oh, my work computer must be on FB Chat.
*Logs in*
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 18:05, archived)

I feel snubbed. SNUBBED.

( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 18:11, archived)