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COCKS!

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 17:10, archived)
yes hello
the alarm went off
(Dr. Geoff Honkington woof, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 17:17, archived)
hello dr honk

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 17:24, archived)
what was the point in that?
you were doing so well before.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 17:20, archived)
Because he hadn't been seen today?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 17:21, archived)
a little bit of joy
in an otherwise grey and boring internet
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 17:23, archived)
you might get joy out of cocks
hardly anyone else on here does.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 18:00, archived)
I get a great amount of joy out of my cock.
What are you? Some sort of asexualist?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 18:09, archived)
plural cocks?
your cock in combination with another cock? Does that light your fire, Shambles?
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 18:12, archived)
the Good Doctor has always had a bit of the docker about him

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 18:13, archived)

about inside
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 18:17, archived)
i like watching films where women get multi cocks, reminds me of pin ball when you get multi ball

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 18:14, archived)
They use the same music too.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 18:15, archived)
bang a rang
that was the noise the 'hook' film pinball played, imagine that
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 18:17, archived)
Crikey.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 18:26, archived)
i think this is why pinball machines are banned or somethink
dunno
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 18:33, archived)
I like it when the extra large black ball is released.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 18:48, archived)
saucy

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 19:00, archived)
I like it when the extra large black ball releases its sauce.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 19:32, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZshZp-cxKg
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 18:23, archived)
that would be a lot of cocks

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 18:35, archived)
It's not gay if you high five or discuss the relative merits of superchargers and turbos.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 18:14, archived)
Alright MW

(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 17:24, archived)
alrite SSS

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 17:24, archived)
Touched up any kids today, or is that just school days?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 17:25, archived)
excuse me do you often rudely butt in to other peoples conversations?

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 17:26, archived)
So have you?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 17:33, archived)
you know AB, i'm jealous of you
if you ever become homeless you can just move into wiccas fanny
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 17:48, archived)
rememeber when you thought it was funny that i lived in my car? you took the piss out of that, that was funny, you and the frisbee lad found it great

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 17:59, archived)
it was funny
i've lived in my car for a few weeks. great times.
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 18:00, archived)
you might like fishing, we could do that on our motorbikes

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 18:06, archived)
i used to like fishing when i was younger
so perhaps
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 18:12, archived)

h t
i was they were
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 18:16, archived)
Does that really count as a conversation?

(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 17:38, archived)
It's the longest MW has ever spoken to a girl, on or off-line.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 17:43, archived)
Nothing like pity to make you feel a bit whorish :(

(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 17:50, archived)
I don't know about anyone else here, but I've got my swiss army knife out to put a notch in my bedpost, just because I was here when the conversation happened.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 17:54, archived)
i've already cut one of my bedposts off

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 17:55, archived)
Better than your wrists and if you get some ketchup out you get the same amount of attention.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 17:55, archived)
i don't crave attention unless it's from the internet
the internet has been compared to God
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 17:57, archived)
Does anyone have bedposts these days?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 17:55, archived)
i've got three

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 17:56, archived)
I wish you'd reply to your FB chat Gonz
I'm on tenterhooks here
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 18:01, archived)
0o0o0oh, my work computer must be on FB Chat.
*Logs in*
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 18:05, archived)
I feel snubbed. SNUBBED.

(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 18:11, archived)
it does to me :(

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 17:46, archived)
You should probably go outside and meet some real people then

(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 17:51, archived)
it's a bit wet tho
i will be out tomorrow i think i'll just enjoy my pear cider at the moment though. thanks for your advice
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 17:54, archived)
ps. fancy a shag?

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 17:56, archived)
Eww :(

(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 18:00, archived)
it's ok i've got a penis

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 18:01, archived)
I can't even begin to imagine the horrors that lurk therein

(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 18:03, archived)
it's got two freckles on that look like a vampire bite
i think it probably is a vampire bite.

too much info? fine then.
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 18:04, archived)
Haha, you got a blowjob from a mosquito and it gave you the clap.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 18:06, archived)
:(

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 18:07, archived)
Is this your usual method?

(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 18:07, archived)
i don't have methods
that i'm aware of
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 18:08, archived)
Thank fuck

(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 18:09, archived)
i just talk to people
sorry if i've caused offence
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 18:13, archived)
This June weather , huh?

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 17:43, archived)
man i'd almost finished my roof as well
bah
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 17:46, archived)
I would like to see some rude titties please

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 17:44, archived)
(. Y .)

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 17:48, archived)
WOW
The rudest
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 17:51, archived)
(. Y . Y .)
Three tits? Awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 17:54, archived)
the triple breasted whore of eroticon five?

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 17:55, archived)

25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhcdccH8gz1qaapqto1_500.gif
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 17:58, archived)
that looks like her
but that's from total recal not a douglas adams book
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 17:59, archived)
Total recall > douglas adams
discuss
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 18:01, archived)
well zaphod...HANG ON A MINUTE!
they stole douglas adams brain!
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 18:02, archived)
You make me wish I had three hands

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 17:58, archived)
You two handed freak!

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 17:59, archived)
everyone point at the FREAK! Thricely!

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 18:00, archived)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 18:02, archived)
It's ok
Although I do pity that you're too inadequate to wobble three breasts.
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 18:07, archived)
This is only the latest in an inadequate list of my inadequacies

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 18:08, archived)
it's just one disappointent to another for you isn't it

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 18:45, archived)
As B*witched say
C'est la vie
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 18:57, archived)
i don't need this at this time, no offence

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 17:58, archived)
love you babe

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 18:03, archived)
i'm glad someone does, it is a harsh world out there

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 18:08, archived)