yeah, I had to get out after I fell asleep on one of their beds
and had a wet dream
with no trousers on
or pants
( magnum, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 22:03, archived)

Courts don't have beds.
Was this some kind of bed shop?
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 22:04, archived)

My joke would have ripped it about 8 years ago
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/4079321.stm
( magnum, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 22:05, archived)