A multi course meal consisting of tofu and fish sounds like pure heaven to me.
Can't think of anything better.
( Lord Gnome, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 23:48, archived)

You. Wrong. Cunt.
That is all.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 23:54, archived)

I second this.
Let's bully him until he flounces off /talk. Freak.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 23:56, archived)

Ah, now I didn't say that.
He's wrong for having a hard-on for tofu, but otherwise, the Gnome's alright.


Not on David the Gnome's level, but pretty fucking close.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 23:57, archived)

Get fucked the pair of you.
I'm right.
( Lord Gnome, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 23:58, archived)

At a glance you're half left
So that's that argument out the window for a start.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:00, archived)

Nope
I'm an unreconstructed Thatcherite- so I'm always right.
( Lord Gnome, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:01, archived)

OH VIENNA!

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:02, archived)

OH VIENNETTA!!

( Glovington, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:15, archived)

OH CORNETTO!

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:22, archived)