My left elbow hurts
And I'm interneting in a bed with someone who doesn't need a note from their mum.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:37, archived)

That's only because his mum's on your other side.

( Lord Gnome, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:38, archived)

Leaning on my wanking arm for Sunday

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:39, archived)

Nowt wrong with wanting a Strangers arm

( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:40, archived)

That's one from the George Formby studio tapes is it?

( Lord Gnome, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:41, archived)

B side of My Grandad's flanellette nightshirt

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:42, archived)

annellette eshlight
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:44, archived)

Filth

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:47, archived)

Well, I never understood how formby got away with it.
Much less got so popular he could start selling grilling machines.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:48, archived)

It's only cos he was black and a muzzy heroin dealer

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:53, archived)

Well, someone had to do it.

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:56, archived)

Only because their mums dead

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:38, archived)

Oh you fucking rotter
You dropped this '
Fucking hell, THE INFAMY!
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:40, archived)

Ive had' a couple
I do'nt give a Shit
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:47, archived)

You're shitter than shit Brian Graham
Shittest of all the apostrophe droppers and misuser supreme of the comma. The cunt.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:48, archived)

Im' sorry

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:55, archived)

Don't apologise to Bogus.
That's what the gobshite cunt wants you to do.

Tell him, "Fuck off you gobshite cunt!" instead.
( Lord Gnome, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:57, archived)