fuck that spastic shitcunt
what's special about YOUR evening?
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:27, archived)

Not you, that's for sure.
Don't take that personally though. Almost none of you are responsible for my evening being special.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:29, archived)

*Appears*
TADA!
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:39, archived)

FUCK YES!
Mr Trouser, sir! How the devil are you?
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:42, archived)

Alright.
Just trying to work out what is transmitting a signal in my area strong enough to knock out WiFi on channels above 8. It affects several hundred metres of my road, and is strong enough that should I try to use channel 11, a laptop can only connect if it's 2ft from the wireless router.

Any ideas? :-|

Other than that, trying to move house. Awaiting a buyer.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:46, archived)

MI6 van
They've been tracking your online behaviour.
( Lord Gnome, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:48, archived)

sprites

( vladimir, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:50, archived)

I suspect your awesomeness is causing interference. Try being less awesome.
Oh, who am I kidding? You've got a terminal case of awesome.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:50, archived)

new batteries

( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:51, archived)

Don't know
but you now have cancer
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:56, archived)

Dave Trouser doesn't get cancer.
Cancer gets Dave Trouser.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:57, archived)

pffft
( vladimir, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:59, archived)

Oi, Oi fucker.
What's the craic?
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:43, archived)

jumbomumbogaylicnonsensewhatwhat?
Hello.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:47, archived)

How's tricks?

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:49, archived)

All good.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 1:01, archived)

You're the only special I see here tonight.

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:31, archived)

I need a piss

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:32, archived)

My left elbow hurts
And I'm interneting in a bed with someone who doesn't need a note from their mum.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:37, archived)

That's only because his mum's on your other side.

( Lord Gnome, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:38, archived)

Leaning on my wanking arm for Sunday

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:39, archived)

Nowt wrong with wanting a Strangers arm

( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:40, archived)

That's one from the George Formby studio tapes is it?

( Lord Gnome, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:41, archived)

B side of My Grandad's flanellette nightshirt

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:42, archived)

annellette eshlight
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:44, archived)

Filth

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:47, archived)

Well, I never understood how formby got away with it.
Much less got so popular he could start selling grilling machines.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:48, archived)

It's only cos he was black and a muzzy heroin dealer

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:53, archived)

Well, someone had to do it.

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:56, archived)

Only because their mums dead

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:38, archived)

Oh you fucking rotter
You dropped this '
Fucking hell, THE INFAMY!
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:40, archived)

Ive had' a couple
I do'nt give a Shit
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:47, archived)

You're shitter than shit Brian Graham
Shittest of all the apostrophe droppers and misuser supreme of the comma. The cunt.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:48, archived)

Im' sorry

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:55, archived)

Don't apologise to Bogus.
That's what the gobshite cunt wants you to do.

Tell him, "Fuck off you gobshite cunt!" instead.
( Lord Gnome, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:57, archived)

Coming from the man who fucks kids

( Glovington, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 1:17, archived)