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"I saw the best minds of my generation, flying around at night, eating mice..."
From Owl, by Allen Ginsberg.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 14:29, archived)
What kind of Owl can an Amish village make in a day?
A Barn Owl.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 14:29, archived)
What kind of Owl can devastate the marine biology of the Gulf of Mexico?
An Owl Spill.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 14:30, archived)
What is Tom Cruise's favourite nocturnal bird?
Owl Ron Hubbard.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 14:31, archived)
i'm not saying these jokes are clawful (awful), it's just the way you talon (tell them)

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 14:37, archived)
What kind of owl can help you with the washing up?
Teat owl (tea towel)
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 14:43, archived)

which late 70s sitcom featured owls with long term illnesses in a sanctuary and was a bit racist? Owlnly when I laugh
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 15:02, archived)