i suppose i should get used to these sort of begging letters now i'm going to be a millionaire

dear Sirs,
          fucking do one.
                         yours
                              mongychops

( mongychops, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 15:04, archived)

Can I have some money for a new carpet, mongy? I'd appreciate it a lot.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 13 Jun 2011, 15:08, archived)

i'm not funding your adiction to shake n vac, no way

( mongychops, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 15:12, archived)

I love you mongy. :)

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 15:11, archived)

if you'd waited a couple of months when all the stuffs gone through i would have paid for numerous whores

( mongychops, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 15:13, archived)

Sadly we set off next month so there's no time to wait.
You can get me a whore at the next bash.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 15:14, archived)

How much dosh do I get for a bumhole picture? I could stick a lego man in there or something if you want.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 15:13, archived)

i'm not supplying you with more gold to hoard

( mongychops, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 15:14, archived)

That's OK, I'll grab a few bob from our World Bank that we control in the few days it takes for the money to transfer into the new account.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 15:25, archived)