I'm being forced to watch Avatar
Send help
( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:04, archived)

I don't have help big enough to send!
that's proper emergency services shit...
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:06, archived)

People get divorced for less
Honestly, I better get coffee in the morning
( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:09, archived)

Possibly the worst cinema experience I have ever had
after going to see Vampire in Brooklyn.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:19, archived)

Pirates Of The Carribean topped it for me
Falling asleep in cinema chairs was very uncomfortable.

Lord of the Rings was great. I got deeply drunk in the bar while my friends watched it
( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:23, archived)

You're doomed
watch out for Kevin Costner
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:06, archived)

Hello lovely you, how's the countdown to freedom looking?

( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:10, archived)

Better than ever!
Can't wait for it to be over. Other than Avatar, how's your night going?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:13, archived)

Pretty good!
Watched Catfish which was Quite Good (a documentary about a facebook relationship turned weird). Then scored loads of massively cheap fruit and yoghurt from Morrisons. Chris is now in bed and mumbling something in his sleep.

Actually this is quite dull but bar the Avatar, I'm satisfied. Hows you?
( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:19, archived)

Alright thanks
revised for the wrong exam, only found out the night before but managed to pull it off I think. Sounds like a good evening you've had. Are you going to be dealing the fruit at the corner then?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:28, archived)

I'd make an amazing mark-up

( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:29, archived)

Give me a strawberry wrap :)

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:34, archived)

Since it's you, I'll chuck in a couple of blueberries too :)

( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:38, archived)

Watch Pocahontas instead
Same story, better songs
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:09, archived)

I might, you know

( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:11, archived)

I don't want to keep labouring the issue, but how's your mum's vulnerability quotient recently?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:15, archived)

Quite high, she's off on holiday Friday
Sorry. 3 weeks she'll be back at work and miserable as shit again
( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:19, archived)

Well, if she ever wants any crap sex and deep alcoholic regret, you've got my number

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:23, archived)

You got it

( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:26, archived)

SCORE!

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:30, archived)

or Pocahontas II

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:15, archived)

Hang about
Isn't the soundtrack comprised entirely of Phil Collins?

Fuck you, Bogus.
( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:20, archived)

It's still better than Avatar

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:24, archived)

This is true

( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:25, archived)