If you pick your nose hard enough
you will eventually find gold.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 0:14, archived)

If we all pull together, we'll have a white christmas.

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 0:18, archived)

You know what thought did?
Followed a muck cart, thought it were a wedding.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 0:21, archived)

How else do you think I afford to live alone?

( CowJam, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 0:33, archived)

Fuck!
God knows I try to find it, but it never happens.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 0:53, archived)

I eat my bogies
then I shit out gold nuggets. It does my ringpiece no good but my bank manager loves it.
( CowJam, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 0:55, archived)