Hello, I have to go and spend today in a room writing jokes and a business plan.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 8:46, archived)

I find those two things are usually interchangeable

( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 8:47, archived)

You'll need and English chap and a Scot, possibly a Welsh too

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 8:48, archived)

Anytime I try that we always end up just going to a pub instead.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 8:51, archived)

you'll need a drumkit

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 8:52, archived)

be sure to crowdsource some ideas from the board when you get a bit stuck, we're all rooting for you, dr preference, go for it
( vladimir, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 10:08, archived)

You will fail both of those tasks.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 10:12, archived)