I do not.
I'm rubbish at it.
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 10:15, archived)

This is how geography works, from a londoner.
You've got south of the thames, north of the thames and outside the M25.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 10:16, archived)

I went to london the weekend before last.
I have to say, I didn't really like it.
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 10:18, archived)

Hell yeah
Above Thames - North
Below Thames - South

I grew up in Hastings: Southener
I live in Birmingham: Scottish
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 10:19, archived)

That's slightly simpler than Dublin Geography, which has Northside, Southside, Gangland and Bog.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 10:24, archived)

specatacles, testicles, wallet, watch
( vladimir, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 10:25, archived)

the father, the son and into the hole he goes

( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 10:28, archived)

tinker, tailor, solider, plumber
[insert non-existing link to Tim Nice But Dim bookshop sketch on youtube here, the one where he's trying to buy a copy of the Yellow Pages. "Bloody good read!"]
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 10:41, archived)